Mr. Pink is a Creepy Jerk September 14, 2009

I had an insane elaborate dream last night. It was one of those dreams where I was the protagonist, but the protagonist was not myself; I had brown hair, a different family, and siblings and shit.
Anyway in the dream I was travelling somwhere with my father and my boyfriend, who for my current purposes will [...]

Top 5 Totally Innocent Google Image Searches That Bring Up Porn as the First Hit September 1, 2009

1) Chubby
2) Teen (but not “teenager,” weirdly)
3) Hairy
4) Old
5) Round

The Peanut-Eating Ghost of William Bowie July 8, 2009

So I work at Halifax’s oldest graveyard. That is important backstory.
One of my favourite graves to point out is that of William Bowie, either the only or the last guy in Nova Scotia to die in a duel (I’ve read both). Bowie was a merchant who made his money reselling goods brought to him by [...]

21st Century Living July 6, 2009

Sometimes I can’t help but feel that the lack of positive role models for committed relationships feeds the divorce rate. If nobody you see stays together, who can? If Jon and Kate can’t make it work, what hope is there for us?

Important June 10, 2009

I think probably the tackiest way to propose to someone would be switching your relationship status on facebook over to “engaged” without telling them and then sending them a “gift” of a picture of an engagement ring.

Grand Narratives March 12, 2009

Capitalism, Communism and Fascism are nothing but dead words on dead trees. They don’t exist. People live in the cracks between sentences.

Children’s Stories December 3, 2008

“The Adventures of Partheno-Jenny and Her Pal, Neotony”

Someone Make This and Give Me Money – Sim Cult March 20, 2008

Create and maintain your very own cult!
As self-appointed leader of Northern California’s newest minority religion, it’s your job to create an ideology, build your dream commune, attract followers and keep them– by any means necessary! Control such variables as cult uniforms (robes? well-tailored business suits?), your followers’ access to the outside world, your personal [...]

Observation December 5, 2007

If I ever met someone wearing a Boing Boing hoodie, I would punch them in the face.

Wikipedia: Finding Answers, Ignoring Facts November 29, 2007

Fictional Characters With The Name “Alexandra”

Alexandra Borgia, a fictional prosecutor in Law & Order
Alexandra Cabot, a fictional prosecutor in Law & Order: SVU and Conviction
Alexandra Eames, a fictional detective in Law & Order: CI’

That’s it?